The retired NFL legend J.J. Watt—a three-time Defensive Player of the Year who once racked up 20.5 sacks in a single season—wasn’t talking football. He was teeing up a new challenge: surviving 18 holes at golf’s holy grail. But while Watt joked about his golf game, Rory McIlroy was scripting a comeback for the ages on the same hallowed turf.
“I’m gonna shoot 150 tomorrow. I don’t see any way I’m under that number. #TheMasters,” Watt tweeted, his self-deprecating humor as thick as Augusta’s azalea blooms. Let’s be real: Watt at Augusta National is like Travis Kelce at a ballet. Graceful? Maybe not. Entertaining? Absolutely. The 6’5”, 288-pound defensive end turned golf newbie leaned into the chaos, tweeting, “Playing the course Monday morning and could not possibly be more excited. Current O/U: 152.5.” Spoiler: He missed the cut badly.
I’m gonna shoot 150 tomorrow.
I don’t see any way I’m under that number. #TheMasters
— JJ Watt (@JJWatt) April 13, 2025
But Watt’s viral humility—rocking a Burnley hat, dodging phones like DBs—stole hearts. “No phones allowed,” he quipped, “but I believe the universe will find a way, Jake.” (Shoutout to Ted Lasso’s “Believe” sign vibes.)
Meanwhile, McIlroy was facing his own fourth-quarter pressure. Leading by two strokes Sunday, he double-bogeyed Hole 13—a “pick-six moment,” as Watt might say—letting Justin Rose tie him at 11-under. Cue the Hard Knocks-level drama: McIlroy’s bunker blunder on 18 forced a playoff. But like Watt sacking a QB in OT, Rory regrouped.
Sinking the putt that once haunted him, he clinched his first Masters and the career Grand Slam. “All-Time Memory. That was insane,” Watt tweeted later, swapping self-roasts for reverence.
Overtime glory: Rory’s redemption & Watt’s ‘Flower’ power
For McIlroy, this win wasn’t just about the Green Jacket. It was about exorcising Augusta’s ghosts—the 2011 meltdown, the missed cuts, the “almosts” thicker than pimento cheese. His final-round 1-over 73? A grind worthy of Watt’s “rent is due every day” mantra. “Success isn’t owned,” Watt once said. Rory paid in full, birdieing the playoff redo with the focus of a QB reading a blitz.
Watt, ever the sportsman, gave McIlroy his flowers—literally and figuratively. Between inhaling $1.50 peach ice cream sandwiches and debating if blue dye really makes Rae’s Creek pop, he marveled at Rory’s resolve. “You know what’s cooler than a sack?” Watt joked, echoing his past quote. “Watching someone finally slay their dragon.” His Masters’ review? “Lives up to every single ounce of hype.”
Watt didn’t break 150 at Augusta. But like McIlroy, he proved greatness isn’t about perfection—it’s about showing up, laughing at the shanks, and savoring the climb. As Ted Lasso quipped, ‘Success is not about the wins and losses. It’s about helping these young fellas be the best versions of themselves.’
Whether sacking QBs or slicing drives, Watt and McIlroy remind us: the real trophies are the stories we survive. Now, someone get that man a pimento cheese sandwich.
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