“Mid corner. Classic Bears move lmaooo ,” tweeted Anna Angel, summing up the vibe in Chicago faster than Justin Fields scrambling from a pass rush. But while fans roasted GM Ryan Poles for inking CB Kyler Gordon to a 3-year, $40M extension, the Bears’ front office doubled down—betting Gordon’s “Spider-Man” swagger can resurrect a defense that’s been softer than a deep-dish crust.
Let’s cut through the noise: In 42 games, Gordon’s stacked 207 tackles, 5 INTs, and a highlight reel worthy of SportsCenter’s Top 10. His Week 17 game-sealing pick in 2023? Dude celebrated with a flip so acrobatic that Marvel fans begged for a cameo. Poles isn’t sweating the slander. “Kyler’s a priority,” he insisted, channeling his inner Hermione Granger (“When in doubt, go to the library!”).
Bears, CB Kyler Gordon agree to terms on 3-year, $40M extension. (via @rapsheet) pic.twitter.com/7SPEcRpFZ8
— NFL (@NFL) April 13, 2025
“The timing’s tricky, but he’s our guy.” Translation: The Bears are all-in on Gordon’s upside—just like they were on Mitch Trubisky. (Too soon?)
But let’s be real: Chicago’s defense ranked 22nd last year. Gordon’s had 17 passes defended since 2022? That’s more than Jaylon Johnson. And with 4 forced fumbles, he’s a turnover machine—something the Monsters of the Midway haven’t had since Peanut Tillman’s “Punch-Out” era. “We’re building something special,” Poles added, sounding more optimistic than Ron Burgundy reading a teleprompter.
But stats don’t lie. Gordon allowed a 62% completion rate when targeted—better than Jaire Alexander’s 2023 mark (67%). And let’s not forget his redemption arc: After getting cooked by Cal in college, he dropped two INTs on ’em two years later. “He’s got that dog in him,” said a Bears coach, channeling ‘He’s here, he’s there, he’s every-f****in-where!’
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“$40M for a Guy Who Gets Burned Every Game” Tweeted Western Dominion, but Spoiler Alert: he doesn’t. Cue the trolls. They further quipped, “Embarrassing… even for the Bears.” Sure, Gordon’s given up 8 TDs since 2022—same as Sauce Gardner. But in Title Town, patience wears thinner than Lake Michigan ice in July. Critics howled louder than a Packers fan at Soldier Field: “Another 5-win season loading,” jeered Title Town Talks. “Smells like an overpay,” groaned Edwin R.
The bears just continue to overpay mid another 5 season win loading up for them with their nail painting QB
— TitletownTalks (@TitleTownTalks) April 13, 2025
“I’ve never heard of this man in my life,” tweeted @SIL22Y. Clearly, they missed his London showcase last October—Gordon shut down Jaguars’ receivers like he was playing Madden on rookie mode, snagging defensive MVP honors. Yet here’s the twist: Gordon’s dance background—ballet, hip-hop, Seattle Storm dance troupe—is low-key his superpower.
“Footwork’s everything,” he told ESPN. “It’s like… reading a QB’s eyes mid-pirouette.” Poetic? Maybe. But when he picked off Caleb Williams twice in practice? Suddenly, $13.3M/year felt like a steal.”
Kyler Gordon’s extension isn’t just a contract—it’s a Rorschach test. See a $40M overpay? Or a 25-year-old playmaker primed to soar? In a city where defense is religion, Gordon’s either the messiah or a false prophet.
But as Ted Lasso’s Beard once said: “The truth will set you free… but first, it’ll piss you off.” Bears fans, grab your popcorn—and maybe a stress ball.
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