Everyone knows about ‘The Boss Baby‘ but are you aware of who ‘Shady Baby‘ is? Yes, we are talking about Kaavia James Union Wade. At this point, it’s no secret that the six-year-old runs a tight ship in the Union-Wade household. Sporting her signature eye rolls, disapproving glances that could burn down a village, and brutally honest expressions, Kaavia has made it clear that she does not take clumsiness and unseriousness lightly. Right, even when it comes to her famous parents, Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union-Wade.
Both Wade and Union are accomplished in their own rights, Wade being a three-time NBA champion and Union a Hollywood powerhouse. However, they seem to struggle with meeting the standards set by their youngest daughter. D-Wade might have been known for his precision on the court, but off of it, he’s just another dad fumbling juice boxes and misplacing favorite toys. Gabrielle, for all her poise and talent, has also been known to misplay dance routines and deliver snacks that don’t meet Kaavia’s expectations.
In a reel shared by Kaavia, Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union-Wade have been spotted goofing around, culminating in a hilarious compilation of their escapades, writing in the video, “my emergency contacts ”. They dance, run around, and perform hilarious skits. Kaavia aptly captioned it, “one day I’ll get them in line… until then this is the best I can do y’all .” That’s some remark coming from a six-year-old.
The pair have goofed off so much that even Gabrielle Union-Wade posted a story on Instagram sharing Kaavia’s story and captioned it, “SOOO many reasons they don’t want us to come up to the school ,” citing their unseriousness and funny escapades. While they are goofing off, a user commented on Kaavia’s post, “ Aunties are good backups. ,” prompting Kaavia to reply, “you got a point! ” but do you really think that is the way to go?
Aunties to the Rescue: The Reliable Board of Directors?
If D-Wade and Union are to be considered the fun but chaotic CEO and COO of the household, then the aunties are undoubtedly the dependable board of directors. They don’t break out into unplanned dance routines mid-task, and they certainly don’t take 20 minutes to set up a simple phone call because they forgot the Wi-Fi password for the umpteenth time.
Unlike Dwyane Wade, who somehow turns every walk across the living room into an obstacle course. Or Union, who can not make it through a TikTok challenge without bursting into laughter, the aunties are models of efficiency. They’re not getting distracted by their own jokes or turning a simple errand into a comedy special. They move with purpose. When Kaavia needs something done, the aunties execute with the precision of a military drill team, while Wade and Union are still debating who lost the remote.
While hypothetical, more importantly, the aunties don’t just plan, they anticipate. While the parents are still figuring out why their phones are on airplane mode, the aunties have already sent the necessary emails, prepped the bags, and mapped out the day. They don’t just respond to chaos; they prevent it from happening in the first place. See, the thing is it’s not always about getting things done. It’s about staying three steps ahead, a skill Kaavia deeply respects and one her parents seem years away from mastering.
At the end of the day, it’s all love. Wade and Union may not always be Kaavia’s first choice when serious business is at hand, but they’ll always be her favorite people to clown.
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