The Dallas Cowboys’ drama just got hotter than a jalapeño popper at a tailgate. When loyalty cracks, the fallout is messier than a dropped nacho platter—and Micah Parsons isn’t holding back.
On Thursday, newly signed Seahawks DE DeMarcus Lawrence lit the fuse by declaring, “I know for sure I‘m never gonna win a Super Bowl there [Dallas]. So, yeah. We here.” Parsons, the Cowboys’ star linebacker, fired back on X.
“This what rejection and envy look like! This some clown sh-t! ” The jab cuts deep for a franchise that hasn’t sniffed a Super Bowl berth since the Clinton era. Parsons and Lawrence once terrorized QBs side by side—like Brady and Gronk in their prime. But now?
It’s a rivalry stickier than stadium pretzel cheese. Lawrence, a Cowboys vet for 11 seasons, bolted for Seattle this week, calling his old team a dead-end road to glory. Parsons, with four straight double-digit sack seasons, isn’t buying it. And here’s the kicker.
This what rejection and envy look like! This some clown shit! https://t.co/pTLAuuW2YH
— Micah Parsons (@MicahhParsons11) March 14, 2025
Dallas hasn’t won an NFC Championship since ’95. Lawrence’s exit feels like a quarterback fleeing a sinking ship—or a Texas golfer swapping clubs mid-round. “Dallas is my home. I made my home there. My family lives there. I’m forever gonna be there,” he admitted, “but…”
Parsons, meanwhile, is doubling down as the Cowboys’ defensive alpha. With Lawrence gone, his leadership—and Twitter fingers—will face the spotlight. Though Dallas and Seattle won’t clash in 2025, this feud’s got more legs than a Thanksgiving turkey.
This story is unfolding—stay locked in for the latest.
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