When sports broadcasters start sounding more like sleep scientists than analysts, you know the spin cycle is working overtime. The Philadelphia Phillies didn’t just lose—they inspired a masterclass in excuse-making. But just when a local host thought he’d wrapped fatigue in a bow and called it insight, a former big leaguer stepped in with a dose of hardball reality. Because not everyone’s buying what Philly’s selling.
The Philadelphia Phillies have been doing well this season, except for the recent game, though. The Phillies lost 6-0 to the Cleveland Guardians, and some fans were not happy. One MLB analyst even gave an excuse for this loss.
During the post-game show, one of the analysts, Michael Barkann, said, “Well, they are hanging around the lobby at 3 in the morning. I mean that takes a lot out of them.” He further added that he is going to write off this loss, and his reason was the team’s hangout team. To this, ex-MLB player Ricky Bottalico gave a fitting reply.
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Ricky Bottalico said, “What are you talking about? You’re writing it off on sleep. What do you think? They flew on a chicken coop? Trust me. They had nice seats, nice and comfortable.” They are baseball players, and they looked clueless on the field for that game. The Phillies managed only six singles throughout the game and were 0-for-8 with runners in scoring position.
The only visible performance was from Kyle Schwarber as he extended his on-base streak to 44 games with a walk, placing him one shy of the fourth-longest streak in franchise history.
So yes, they were tired—tired of swinging at air and stranding runners like it was strategy. When your only highlight is a walk, maybe the red pinstripes should come with a snooze button. Excuses might help the broadcast, but they won’t fix a lineup that went flat on contact. If the Phillies want to play October baseball, they’ll need more fire—and a little less pillow talk.
With every hit, Justin Crawford inches closer to his Phillies debut
There’s a ticking clock in the Phillies’ farm system—loud enough that even the big-league dugout can hear it. While the outfield carousel spins with familiar faces and flashes of promise, someone down below is quietly turning Triple-A into his personal showcase. No fanfare. No hype trains. Just production. And if the front office is paying attention, which they are—they know the next move isn’t a matter of if, but when.
Justin Crawford, a 21-year-old outfielder, is quickly becoming a top prospect for the Philadelphia Phillies. After being selected in the first round of the 2022 MLB Draft, he’s impressed at Triple-A Lehigh Valley, hitting .318. His consistent bat and impressive speed make him a player to watch for the near future.
Crawford’s tools go beyond his batting average. Though his power numbers aren’t eye-popping, his defense and speed are game-changers. His above-average OPS and high contact rate position him as a well-rounded prospect who can contribute both offensively and defensively. His well-rounded skill set makes him a potential core player for years to come.
“There is no rush to get Crawford to the big leagues, even though he’s accelerating that clock with every passing hit,” said Jeff Kerr. Despite the depth at center field with Brandon Marsh and Johan Rojas, Crawford’s call-up could be imminent. His readiness could impact the team greatly, especially if an injury arises in the outfield.
As Crawford continues to impress, it’s clear his time is coming. The Phillies may not be in a rush, but they’ll soon find that they don’t have the luxury of waiting much longer. With the clock ticking, the real question is: Will they act before another team sneaks him away? The game is on.
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